better things are coming.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:58:29 -0700

meatbagg: “all women” “all men” “real women” “real men”

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:56:47 -0700

meatbagg:

“all women”

“all men”

“real women”

“real men”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:49:10 -0700

jeou: have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner because i have

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:47:06 -0700

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

flyawaymyzephyr: meanplastic: Grandmas watchin Kim...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:44:25 -0700

flyawaymyzephyr:

meanplastic:

Grandmas watchin Kim Kardashian’s sextape

possibly the greatest thing I ever saw

ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:35:58 -0700

ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

pizzasavedmylife: The worst way to go

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:30:14 -0700

pizzasavedmylife:

The worst way to go

sarastic: greeleys: mondoleon: guten tag WHY AM I LAHGHING...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:29:16 -0700

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:10:52 -0700

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:06:59 -0700

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

sesamestreet: Here’s looking at me, kid.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:29:11 -0700

sesamestreet:

Here’s looking at me, kid.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:28:38 -0700

thehealthywarrior: bloodybrilliannt: astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen?...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:28:12 -0700

thehealthywarrior:

bloodybrilliannt:

astrozombina:

oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical

featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”

Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”

bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your baby holy shit

mystolenthunder: mynameisgrey: incipient: lovett91: failstun: tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:22:52 -0700

mystolenthunder:

mynameisgrey:

incipient:

lovett91:

failstun:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china

the ok depression

alright britain

The mildly interesting barrier reef

somewhat fulfilled expectations.

alexander the good enough

ivan the misunderstood and needs a hug

gerard-you-little-shit: mother-fricker: WHAT PLOT FUCKIN...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:14:02 -0700

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:33:56 -0700

drunkicho: palushaj: things i don’t care about: mike trout hitting for the cycle why don’t you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:33:12 -0700

drunkicho:

palushaj:

things i don’t care about:

mike trout hitting for the cycle

why don’t you care about trout cycles

gettingahealthybody: Yes.

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:26:04 -0700

gettingahealthybody:

Yes.

drunktrophywife: ankogos: drunktrophywife: being a girl is really fucking expensive Because men...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:13:56 -0700

drunktrophywife:

ankogos:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

Because men have more muscle mass, they burn about 20 percent more calories doing nothing, even at the same height, and men are on average 5 inches taller than women, which further widens the calorie burning gap. So men have to eat more.

this was about makeup

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